So while we're at it, here are some things I'm NOT thankful for (2011 edition)

Admittedly, this may not be the healthiest practice, but creating of list of things I am not thankful for each Thanksgiving is slowly becoming one of my favorite Turkey-Day traditions. (Get a load of my 2009 unthankful list here and the 2010 one right here.)

Enjoy yourself today! Have a happy one, and stop feeling guilty. Just have that second slice of pie already.

This year, I'm totally not thankful for: 

• Hang nails
• Improper turn-signal usage
• Stuck drawers
• That Whitney show
• Cold noses
• Cold toes
• The cold in general
• (Also, having a cold)
• Armpit stains
• Commissioned-based sales people who follow you around a store
• Stale chapstick
• The time right between haircuts when your bangs are just slightly.too.long
• Questionable drops of water that fall from the sky on sunny days
• Bad puns in otherwise good television shows
• Errant hairs
• Realizing that your chocolate-chip cookie is actually an oatmeal-raisin one
• Spotty cell-phone service
• Layovers
• Delayed flights
• 3-1-1 for carryons
• A burned tongue and/or roof of the mouth
• Unwanted stickiness
• Tootsie Rolls, or any candy trying to masquerade as chocolate (the jig is UP, Tootsie Rolls--just cool it!)

Comments

[Jamie]

Guh.. the cookie one... that is hell right there.

[Tess]

For me, just those horrible Whitney promos is enough. I was sick of her cutesy-curtsying in the corner of my television screen months before the show even debuted. While we're at it, I'm sick of drop-dead gorgeous biotches who act like they are "just one of the guys."

[Kristina Gulino]

Commissioned-based sales people who follow you around a store = guh, yes. how. annoying. And PS, this list is totally awesome.

Kristina
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