So while we’re at it, here are some things I’m NOT thankful for.

• Morning breath


• Iceberg lettuce


• The taste when you drink orange juice right after brushing your teeth


• Meetings before 10am


• Bad wigs on actors (see Nicolas Cage, Bruce Willis)


• Tennis elbow


• Retainers after the age of 15


• Dry cake


• Flakes from a sunburned scalp masquerading as dandruff


• Pharmaceutical ads


• Bag checks


• Security checks


• Lice checks


• Greasy bangs


• Paper cuts. Paper cuts!


• Mysterious smells


• Anything itchy


• The last day of vacation


• Breakups


• Pigeons

Comments

[Stephany]

darn those paper cuts!

[Elliette]

you are correct.

[nichole]

lol!

[Jorge]

Anything itchy? How about the Itchy and Scratchy show? one of my top ten!